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handsome-squidward:

handsome-squidward:

fun fact when I went to Africa with my family we visited a masai tribe and the chieftan offered my dad 42 cows in exchange for me

a picture of my dad partying it up masai style

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rascalled:

Australians are hot, you wish you were one of us

ifineededsome1:

jeanbean603:

ifineededsome1:

jeanbean603:

ifineededsome1:

how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?

an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”

so you give birth to an elf every month?

yes.

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theonion:


Nation Would Not Be Surprised At This Point If Chris Brown Allegedly Traveled Back In Time And Punched Anne Frank: Full Story

theonion:

Nation Would Not Be Surprised At This Point If Chris Brown Allegedly Traveled Back In Time And Punched Anne Frank: Full Story

groupieuniform:

SOMETIMES I FORGET HOW BIG MOOSE ARE

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JESUS CHRIST

dietchola:

this is the best photo set in existence